Total Medals Earned: 1,905 (From 491 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,855 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 8/13 (215/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped the basement
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Finish the first 5 levels
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)
Explode your first bomb
Bounce for the first time
Finish 5 levels from game
Finish the game
Finish all levels using one bomb
Finish the game with minimum bouncing
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
You finally made it into space!
Become the best hipster you can be!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
You Played It...
Fall victim to greed...
Use duck to advance yourself financially...
Get all the coins on the first set of levels...
Beat the Game...
Get all the coins on the second set of levels...
Have 65 or more coins at the end of the game...
Medals Earned: 33/33 (500/500 points)
Score at least 20/30 on ABC
score at least 15/30
Score Perfect on ABC test
Medals Earned: 31/38 (350/500 points)
15 points or more at ABC Test
20 or more points at ABC test
Find the 3 stars
Get full Score at ABC Test